On December 26, to be exact, the temperature here in Chicago reached a high of 55 degrees! It felt more like March when the snow melts (Hopefully!), the days get longer (Thank God!), and heavy parkas make way for lighter jackets.
My spring bulbs arrived late. My fault: I ordered them from Holland and ordered them long after I should have. I prayed that they’d arrive before the ground froze. No such luck. They made it here when I couldn’t move a handful of dirt, even when I gave the flower bed a good kick. (I had a sore toe for 24 hours.)
So, I was stuck with a box of bulbs that cost me $42. What to do? I emailed the company and asked what the heck had taken so long and how I should proceed. Planting them outside was not happening. The return email detailed instructions for planting the bulbs in pots and putting the pots in a cool, dry place. In early spring, when the freeze had broken, I was to plant the bulbs in the ground.
I bought potting soil, labeled each pot, and stuck the bulbs as deep as the bottom of the pots would allow. Some of the “bulbs” were the size of peas; I didn’t count on them surviving the winter in the basement. Besides, it was warmer there than in the rest of the house. I said a little prayer to Mother Nature and hoped for the best.
The very next day (as I said, December 26), temperatures rose, the sun shone, the snow melted, the ground unfroze.
“Get out there and plant,” my friend urged.
“I just potted them.”
“Well, dig them up.”
It was late afternoon. I had maybe 90 minutes before sunset. I thought of all kinds of excuses why I should leave the bulbs in the pots: my back hurt, I’d ruin my manicure, all the gardening tools had been put away . . . Besides, how would I find those pea-sized bulbs?
In the end, I grabbed a trowel from the garage, some newspaper to kneel on and then began the process of sifting through the potting soil to rescue all the bulbs. I failed. Those tiny bulbs got lost in the shuffle. And short of running all the soil through some kind of strainer, I gave up and headed outside with the bulbs I could find.
Alas, by that time, I had no idea which bulbs were which—their size, their color, not even what kind. Frustrated, I dug a bunch of holes and threw bulbs in willy nilly. I may well end up with tall flowers in front of small, clashing colors and flowers that look awful next to one another.
I guess I’ll just have to wait until spring to find out.